Yuzu Hiragi (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
strongyuzu) wrote2017-04-24 10:27 am
strongyuzu) wrote2017-04-24 10:27 am
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Okay.
Do you guys wanna know my schedule? Here it is!
I wake up at school.
I go to classes.
When I'm done with classes, I hop on the train. I do my homework on the train.
I come to the city.
Then I spend all evening dueling at the college.
Then I get back on the train.
Then I come back to school.
Then I go to sleep.
Even if I wanted to, I don't have any TIME to get into brawls with duel gangs or mess up sushi carts or whatever! Yeesh!
Do you guys wanna know my schedule? Here it is!
I wake up at school.
I go to classes.
When I'm done with classes, I hop on the train. I do my homework on the train.
I come to the city.
Then I spend all evening dueling at the college.
Then I get back on the train.
Then I come back to school.
Then I go to sleep.
Even if I wanted to, I don't have any TIME to get into brawls with duel gangs or mess up sushi carts or whatever! Yeesh!
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Based on my experienced, Miss Hiiragi, the likely are the most possible and all valid:
■ Evil Twin Sister separated at birth for being the evil one.
■ Yourself from the Future, out to ruin your life before you become a Pro Duelist.
■ Tendou hired an actress to play you but a jerk.
■ Evil Robot You. Bonus points if it's from a utopian future that a jerk wants to change.
■ Or you're Tyler Durden.
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If it was me from the future, wouldn't I try to help me become a pro duelist?!
I guess an evil robot me isn't out of the question...maybe somebody from the Mental Sphere did it to get back at me for messing with the Security Force....
What's a Tyler Durden?
....a-anyway, it's almost definitely the middle one! Lousy Hayate trying to mess with me just 'cause he knows he can't beat me in a fair fight!
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With what money, Hiiragi?
[Picture of his Checkings and Savings for the Last Month or Two]
I ain't got nothing.
As much as I'd love to be the source of everything wrong in your life, in this case I have to insist innocence.
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No, Sensei would consider that immoral. It's one thing to fight you in the ring but to ruin you outside of the ring goes everything against Ryozanpaku's standards. Even if I don't agree with 'em all.
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But it's not me doing that stuff! Geez, even you should know that, we're both at the Duel College dueling all night until I leave to go back to school and you leave to go back to your stupid kung-fu school!
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Well I for a half a second get the feeling maybe we should team up and solve this mess, but then I remember you're the obnoxious bitch who got me expelled and seeing your self righteous ass get ruined sounds good to me.
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... I see.
Maybe you turned into a laughing stock or went Hell Kaiser in a bad way?
Oh right, that mess.
Find a copy of a book or movie called Fight Club. Or look it up on the internet.
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"She'd never believe me."
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We've got magic and Duel Spirits and stuff like the Barians and Astrals. I don't have a hard time believing in time travel, honestly.
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You'd think that.
But people are really stubborn when confronted with themselves.
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And yet I repeat.
People swear they saw you.
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For pete's sake, all of my duels for the Super Junior League and logged by time and date, look there if you wanna!
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How do we know that isn't a body double?
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But then it'd be fake Body Double Yuzu causing trouble, not me!
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Well, Tendou isn't behind it, so who'd gain from this?
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[Failed Coding attempt to make a private message to Yuzu]
If you and Yuya are Kamen Riders you will need third rider who will probably have to die horribly or be crippled near climax and will then be brought back by tears at the end and I volunteer myself for this and will not tell anyone your secret!
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Trena, if we were Kamen Riders, wouldn't we be like.
Fighting monsters or something?
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ALSO you know exactly what you would be doing as riders! Highly suspicious.
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How is that suspicious?! Everybody knows Kamen Rider fights monsters! I don't even watch that show!
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... and maybe that does prove you are not rider then...
Hmm. I think I may have plan to prove innocence!
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....
....okay, what's your plan?
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My nose is never wrong, I can tell ANYONE apart even if they look same! Then if I encounter scent later, I can pinpoint them. So, if I manage to stake out Fakezu and meet her, I can definitely figure out who it might be!